Words of Wisdom for the day.

[Phireman]

#1 - Do not fight with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

#2 - Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[tony barnhill]

#3 - Everybody is somebody else's wierdo...

#4 - Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

#5 - Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.

 

[TRDejaVu]

#6 - Without data you are just another person with an opinion.

#7 - Ask a teenager today while they still know everything.

 

[jaybird]

#8 - Don't sweat the petty things. And don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[kennypinkerton]

#9 - No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[TRDejaVu]

#10 - I drink, therefore I am.

 

[AngliaGT]

#11- Someday,you'll have twins just like you.

#12- When you feel too good about yourself,someone will remind you that you're not as good as you think you are.

#13- If you think you're a mechanic,try doing your own repairs,at least twice.

- Doug

 

[aeronca65t]

#14-"Anything worth doing is worth doing to an excess!" (Bolus & Snopes Racing Team)

#15-"Never ask permission!"

#16-"Eschew Obfuscation!"

 

[anthony7777]

17 "never run for a bus there will always be another" 18 "never ever take a ride in a small italian sports car" - mel brooks 2000 year old man.

 

[JamesWilson]

19) You're unique, just like everyone else in the world...

 

[martx-5]

20. "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --- Ben Franklin /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif

 

[rulle7]

#21 Half the people you meet are also below average.

 

[Steve]

#22 If you aren't living on the edge you're taking up too much room.

 

[SilentUnicorn]

23) Deja Moo- the feeling you have heard all this Bull before


mark

 

[ChrisS]

#24 - If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

 

[Phireman]

#25 - I feel more like I do now then when when I got here.

 

[TRDejaVu]

#26 - Women, you can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
(Norm from Cheers)

 

[jlaird]

#25 Do it now and save yourself some work.

 

[coldplugs]

#27 - "For every complex question, there is a simple answer, ...............and it is wrong." - H.L.Mencken

#28 - "Trust, but Google." - Ronald Reagan

 

[anthony7777]

25-forestall decisions until your wife has time to make up your mind.------the poet.