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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two
visits and >> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing
"fairly well" for my age.
>>
>> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist
sking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
>>
>> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
>>
>> "Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs either."
>>
>> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?"
>>
>> I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is
very unhealthy!"
>>
>> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, sailing,>> hiking, or bicycling?"
>>
>> "No, I don't, " I said. "Gotta protect my skin."
>>
>> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot
of sex?"
>>
>> "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>>
>> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a [censored]?"
>>
visits and >> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing
"fairly well" for my age.
>>
>> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist
sking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
>>
>> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
>>
>> "Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs either."
>>
>> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?"
>>
>> I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is
very unhealthy!"
>>
>> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, sailing,>> hiking, or bicycling?"
>>
>> "No, I don't, " I said. "Gotta protect my skin."
>>
>> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot
of sex?"
>>
>> "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>>
>> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a [censored]?"
>>
