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Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad..'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new
girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
mom and you. I have been finding real passion with
Karen and she is so nice. But I knew you would not
approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that
she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Karen said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Karen has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Karen can get better.
She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be
back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John.
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad..'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new
girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
mom and you. I have been finding real passion with
Karen and she is so nice. But I knew you would not
approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that
she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Karen said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Karen has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Karen can get better.
She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be
back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John.
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home
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