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Why men are happier

Steve

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

Why Men Are Just Happier People -
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental $100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood -- all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95...... for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 to 30 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!
 
Thats great and its all true.

Cheers,
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Walter

P.S. I do admit though I own four pair of shoes
 
The woman that wrote this (I'm assuming, but it fits) is obviously naive if she thinks mechanics always tell us the truth! The rest I'll buy.

On second thought, everything on my face hasn't stayed the original colour, but that's because I don't shave my face or my neck. Keeps them warm with the top down!
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[ 04-22-2004: Message edited by: Eric ]</p>
 
"The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades."
Hairstyle?? Losing mine at a rapid pace,
but that's OK.
You know why? 'cause I'm a man!
We are indeed very fortunate...
 
rulle7, have you noticed, like I have, that hair doesn't fall out? It goes back in, and comes out somewhere else, like ears, nose, back,etc.
 
Indeed it does! But let's not go there...better to be happy!
 
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