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LBC's don't work late.
Your LBC stays as clean as you want it to.
LBC's don't have parents, exwives or kids.
LBC's don't get sick and play drama king about it.
LBC's don't get overweight.
You can check out the guy who works on your LBC.
Your LBC always has time for you.
LBC's don't complain and don't take off when the road gets rough.
LBC's don't watch TV.
LBC's don't need to shave.
LBC's don't snore, belch, fart or continually check to make certain all their bits are where they should be.
LBC's don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
LBC's don't leave the toilet seat up.
You don't have to feed or clean up after your LBC.
LBC's never argue, you are always right.
LBC's never wake you up in the middle of the night, for ANY reason.
LBC's never try to show you off to their friends.
LBC's don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.
LBC's don't sneak around with other LBC's.
LBC's don't care what you look like, what sort of mood you're in, how big your assets are or what your age is.
LBC's don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
When you go riding, your LBC doesn't care if other LBC's are bigger or better.
Your LBC stays as clean as you want it to.
LBC's don't have parents, exwives or kids.
LBC's don't get sick and play drama king about it.
LBC's don't get overweight.
You can check out the guy who works on your LBC.
Your LBC always has time for you.
LBC's don't complain and don't take off when the road gets rough.
LBC's don't watch TV.
LBC's don't need to shave.
LBC's don't snore, belch, fart or continually check to make certain all their bits are where they should be.
LBC's don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
LBC's don't leave the toilet seat up.
You don't have to feed or clean up after your LBC.
LBC's never argue, you are always right.
LBC's never wake you up in the middle of the night, for ANY reason.
LBC's never try to show you off to their friends.
LBC's don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.
LBC's don't sneak around with other LBC's.
LBC's don't care what you look like, what sort of mood you're in, how big your assets are or what your age is.
LBC's don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
When you go riding, your LBC doesn't care if other LBC's are bigger or better.