Why it might be the other way around

[77MidgetMkIV]

1. LBCs let you ride whenever you want.
2. LBCs will tell you when they need something without disguising it as a "want"
3. LBCs don't mind spending the entire weekend with their tops off.
4. LBCs don't mind spending the weekend with your drinking buddies and a bunch of tools.
5. LBCs don't mind what color the garage walls are, and that the tool chest might not match the parts shelf
6. If an LBC acts up, you can leave it in the garage until you straighten it out.
7. LBCs don't mind if you bring home another LBC.
8. LBCs don't mind if you ride in your friend's LBC.
9. LBCs don't mind if you let your friends ride in them.
10. LBCs don't drop you for a more wealthy owner, and then sue for custody of the mower, slowblower, and bicycles.
11. LBCs don't care if you decide to go out without them once in a while.
12. LBCs don't mind getting a little dirty once in a while.
13. LBCs are content to wait outside while you go into the store.

 

[lesingepsycho]

Now I just need an LBC that'll cook me dinner every night! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif A power inverter and a toaster oven and I'll be set! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JACK