Why do Men die earlier than Women?

[Aero]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race…you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework…you're a pansy.

If you work too hard…there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough…you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay…this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…you should get off your lazy butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her…that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you…it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks…it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet…it's male indifference.

If you cry…you're a wimp.
If you don't…you're an insensitive b*****d.

If you make a decision without consulting her…you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you…she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy… that's domination.
If SHE asks you…it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear…you're a pervert.
If you don't…you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape…you're sexist.
If you don't…you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape…you're vain.
If you don't…you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers…you're after something.
If you don't… you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements…you're full of yourself.
If you aren't…you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache…she's tired.
If you have a headache…you don't love her anymore.

If you want sex too often…you're over-sexed.
If you don't…there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.