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I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife… I thought I made a pretty good trade. (It's a good thing she doesn't read these posts or it's curtains for me :smile: )
 
Right you are… a classic Dangerfield one-liner.
Here's more of Rodney
 
"I'll tell ya how dumb she is - Takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!" LOL Gotta love Rodney!
 
And let's not forget Henny Youngman:

"Guy walks up to the ticket counter. Agent says, 'Check your bag?'
"Guy answers, 'I don't know; I'll ask her.'"

"My wife is on a diet of coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight--but can she climb trees!"
 
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