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Who says men don't remember
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And I'll bet he slept on the couch for a while.
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I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife… I thought I made a pretty good trade. (It's a good thing she doesn't read these posts or it's curtains for me 
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I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife… I thought I made a pretty good trade. (It's a good thing she doesn't read these posts or it's curtains for me
Channeling Rodney Dangerfield are we?
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Right you are… a classic Dangerfield one-liner.
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And let's not forget Henny Youngman:
"Guy walks up to the ticket counter. Agent says, 'Check your bag?'
"Guy answers, 'I don't know; I'll ask her.'"
"My wife is on a diet of coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight--but can she climb trees!"
"Guy walks up to the ticket counter. Agent says, 'Check your bag?'
"Guy answers, 'I don't know; I'll ask her.'"
"My wife is on a diet of coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight--but can she climb trees!"