Or just download a couple of PDFs, print the pages you want to use today.
My preference is the factory workshop manual (or the Bentley reprint), but it can be kind of tricky to interpret. Not just from the use of the King's English, but because it was written for a TR2 and only updated with a supplement in the back for TR3s. Lots of missing details for later cars, especially TR3B.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2...NGUzLWE4NzMtMGRkODRkYzU3MDU1/edit?usp=sharing
But for many years, the only one I had was the Haynes. It has a lot more pictures, which can be helpful, but also has numerous mistakes.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2...NDEzLWJjN2YtNTc1OWRkNjE4MjY4/edit?usp=sharing
For a few things (like clutch adjustment and later brakes), the TR4 manual is actually more helpful.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2...YWExLWIyNjctOTYzNmI3OTg2ODM0/edit?usp=sharing
These are mostly not my scans, but I do try to improve the PDF files when I can. So if you find a mistake or missing page, let me know and I'll try to fix it.
PS, I realize you were kidding, but I'll say it anyway : The boot is a terrible place to keep any book that you care about. Just the bouncing and vibration will be hard enough on it, but sooner or later it will get wet as well.
PPS, the cutesy names like "Yoda" and "Great Pumpkin" are chosen by BCF and subject to change based on number of posts. We didn't pick them ourselves. Honestly, I'd rather be a Yoda, since the Great Pumpkin never actually delivered on anything ...
