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I must give credit for this one to Readers Digest. An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor. The doctor ask him his age. "I'm 90 years old." The doctor was impressed. "Wow, you don't look a day over 50. How old was your father when he passed away" the doctor asked. The gentleman looked at him funny and said "What makes you think he's dead? He's 110 and walks 3 miles everyday." The doctor was suprised." Boy, your family must have some great genes. Well, if your father is still alive, how old was your grandfather when he passed away?" The gentleman looks at the doctor funny again and says "What makes you think HE'S dead? He's 130 and going to get married again this weekend." The doctor couldn't believe it. " Why in the world would your grandfather want to get married at his age?" The gentleman looks at the doctor with a little smirk /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif on his face and says " What makes you think he WANTS to get married?"
