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Weather in Texas

Mickey Richaud

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HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS?

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!
 
That's great Mickey! Can't wait to lay it on our Methodist Pastor.
 
Forgot to mention that the Episcopalians have cut back on their afternoon country club outings... :wink:
 
Mickey Richaud said:
Forgot to mention that the Episcopalians have cut back on their afternoon country club outings... :wink:

drinking their scotch neat now, don't you know. :whistle:
 
JPSmit said:
Mickey Richaud said:
Forgot to mention that the Episcopalians have cut back on their afternoon country club outings... :wink:

drinking their scotch neat now, don't you know. :whistle:

I thought they always did,JP. :devilgrin: :jester: After all,it's the way to drink it. :thumbsup:

Stuart. :cheers:
 
I understand the Mormons' are asking a gallon of water dowery from each prospective wife...... :yesnod:
 
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