SilentUnicorn
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As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli), the
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to
go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Beer and Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water
and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable!
information: I'm doing it
as a public service.
beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli), the
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to
go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Beer and Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water
and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable!
information: I'm doing it
as a public service.
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