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Mickey Richaud

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If you haven't already learned, as of tomorrow your internet server will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil". Wrap all remaining foil around your head. This has been kept quiet 'til now, but thanks to an anonymous source...

And, if you don't know, also as of tomorrow, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says "Apocalypse". Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.


~With thanks to one of my Facebook friends!~

<span style="font-style: italic"> Don't you love it that we're bein' looked after? :jester: </span>
 
Doc must be in Clarksville.
 
Mickey,

Does this mean that my 8 Track player won't work any more?
If I put tinfoil around it,will it be protected?
And what about Lucas stuff?

- Doug
 
If they did a brain scan... what do you think they'd find? :devilgrin:
 
The ~ORIGINAL~!! And still th' best.


And, no, I ain't in Clarksville Jim. MUCH too cold this time o' year.

I'd prefer to go further SOUTH. :cooler:
 
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.
 
And I thought it was al-u-Mini-um.....gotta keep this car related you know! :laugh:
 
Doc and Mickey = very scarey! Also too confusing for this well used/worn brain! :angel:
 
kellysguy said:
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.
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that's only in the South of England!
 
judow said:
Doc and Mickey = very scarey! Also too confusing for this well used/worn brain! :angel:
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Chicken Little was RIGHT! :eeek:
 
more likely a "High Impotence factor"

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Silverghost said:
And I thought it was al-u-Mini-um.....gotta keep this car related you know! :laugh:
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Makes more sense seein' they use it on Mini's.
 
Well, hopefully my ex-wife will be logged in when this all starts. Her fuzzy-logic will bring the government computers to a grinding halt. I guess everyone has a purpose.
 
So, at what rate will we move towards the sun?
 
Basil said:
kellysguy said:
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.
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that's only in the South of England!
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I thought that down there it was <span style="font-style: italic">aluminium, y'all</span>.



pc.
 
I know some folks, if their brains were scanned, someone would bury them! *SMILE*
Why do they call it "Tin Foil" when it is made out of A Lu min I Um! *SMILE*
I always make my "Tin Foil" hats with the shiny side in, I figure the shiny side will reflect what ever brain waves I have back in and not let them escape.

Oh .... and ..... they have to be round, NO POINTS, points radiate frequency.
I call em stealth hats *SMILE*
 
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