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Veterinarian Mysteries

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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An effusive client brought a litter of golden-retriever puppies to my
veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so
much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits.

As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in
their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones
from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and
moistened each dog's head when I had finished.

After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had
grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned
forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."
 
*GROAN*
 
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