Who said it was meant to be funny?And when you get home, all your stuff will be waiting for you on the front lawn! - By the way, moving to Humor.
I don't believe in giving my wife something she can hurt me with. I have to sleep sometime.
That’s a marriage that’s going places.
Long as their last name isn't Maxwell....Seems a lot like a Beatles song.
I thought it was a Peter, Paul and Mary songSeems a lot like a Beatles song.
So it wasn't ...I thought it was