I'll say, I walked into the men's room today, and one of our female office assistants was in there. As soon as I saw her, I walked back out looked at the sign on the door. Allowed the sign to register in my mind as she's in the wrong room, NOT me.
Turns out she was in there w/ a remodeling lady discussing tile...
I was confused as heck at first wondering if I'd really gotten that old already...