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Jedi Knight
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A diehard Teamster is on vacation in Reno. He decides to visit a ,well, house of ill repute. He goes in the first one he sees." Is this a unionized house?" he asked the madam. "No sir." she replies. "Well, if I pay $100 how much do the girls get?" he ask. "House gets $80 and the girls get $20." Outraged, he storms out of the house to find a more union frendly house. He visits several more with the same results. Finally, he gets to a house he likes. "Is this a unoinized house?" he asked. "Yes!! We are a union house. All girls are under contract and we follow all the union rules." the madam replies. "If I pay $100 how much do the girls get?" he asked. "Girls get $80 and the house gets $20 per Article 10 rules." the madam replies. With a big smile he pulls out $100 and hands it to the madam. " Hmmmm, I like the blonde in the doorway." he said. "I bet you do" the madam replies "but Mabel over in the corner has 50 years seniority on the blonde and according to Article 15 of the union handbook, <span style='font-size: 11pt'>SHE'S NEXT!!"</span>
 
And then there's the Union's featherbedding, too....
 
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