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UFO Hunter: Aliens killing sheep

Basil

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Sheep Mutilations

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<span style="font-weight: bold">#1, Take an away team to the planet's surface and...um...mutilate some sheep. Make it so.</span>
 
"Take me to your sheep...uh.. I mean your leader. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket."
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I wonder if they could put Guam right side up?

Maybe a TRactor Beam?

Maybe Photon Torpedoes on one side would boil the ocean and flip it back.
 
TOC said:
I wonder if they could put Guam right side up?

Maybe a TRactor Beam?

Maybe Photon Torpedoes on one side would boil the ocean and flip it back.

Geez, lets not go there again, please.
 
Shouldn't that be Phaeton Torpedoes?!
 
Has his foil hat on ...... must still be some distance away yet ..... faint signal .... very faint signal .... could be on their way home already!
The Sheeple have already been converted and are ready for the slaughter,
Dont think Politics! it's not!
Just my dry .... very dry sense of humor!
 
Too much time in the pub! It's that Welsh beer! Burp, boy that's good! Beam me down another pint Scotty!
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Oh yes, I am also a vegetarian. Of sorts.
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You know, we, er, um, I mean *those* space aliens, get blamed for everything.
 
I still like cheese...
 
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