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Two Irishmen in a boat

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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick, whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to P in the boat."



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LoL!!
 
hehehehe!
 
Ahh, but wouldn't Patrick say to pee off the stern and drink from the front....
 
hmmmm... but but ... weren't bathrooms on ships originally in the front and that's where bathrooms earned the sailor term 'the head'? When I finally learned why sailors and Marines called it 'the head', it was explained to me that the old wind powered ships put the bathroom in the front 'to keep the smell down wind'.
 
Hmmmm, I guess the "side" would be "the head" in my little sailboat. Seems like most larger sailboats these days also have "the head" in the middle of the boat.
 
You need to add that little sailboat to your sig pic!
 
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You need to add that little sailboat to your sig pic!

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...Coming soon to a BCF near you!
 
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