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Two guys are out hunting, and as they are walking
along they come upon a
huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't
even see the bottom. I
wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen
to how long it takes to hit the bottom."
The first hunter says "There's an old transmission
here, give me a hand and
we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick the transmission up, carry it over, and
throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the
edge and they hear a
crashing noise coming
through the brush behind them. As they turn around
they see a goat come
hurtling through the brush, run up to the hole, and
with no hesitation, and go in
headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole,
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up. "Say
there", says the farmer,
"you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here
anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we
were just standing here
a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hundred
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"
And the old farmer said "Why, that's impossible, I had
him chained to a
transmission!"
along they come upon a
huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't
even see the bottom. I
wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen
to how long it takes to hit the bottom."
The first hunter says "There's an old transmission
here, give me a hand and
we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick the transmission up, carry it over, and
throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the
edge and they hear a
crashing noise coming
through the brush behind them. As they turn around
they see a goat come
hurtling through the brush, run up to the hole, and
with no hesitation, and go in
headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole,
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up. "Say
there", says the farmer,
"you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here
anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we
were just standing here
a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hundred
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"
And the old farmer said "Why, that's impossible, I had
him chained to a
transmission!"
