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Two cute conversations with my six year old.

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Conversation 1 is about using bad words

Jared tells on his younger brother

Jared – “Daddy, Ethan called me a poopoo cocka face”

Daddy – “Ethan, where did you hear that word?”

Ethan – “Cousin Cole’

Daddy - “We don’t use those kind of words in this family”

Jared – “That’s kind of a funny sounding word”

Daddy – “no, it’s really not because it’s used to make fun of someone”

Jared – “see. It is funny”

Daddy – “No. Jared it’s not.”

Jared – “Well… my brain tells it’s funny but my heart tells it’s not. “



Conversation 2 is about heritage.

Jared - “Daddy, are we German?

Daddy – “We are American, but part of our blood is German”

Jared – “What does that mean?”

A long explanation begins with me trying to explain heritage and citizenship.

Jared – “Grandpa Chuck was Cherokee, does that mean we have Cherokee blood?”

Daddy – “Yes, it does”

Jared – “Does that mean I’m part Swedish too?” (My wife is Swedish)

Daddy – “Yes”

Jared – “I think my private parts are Swedish”
 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]“I think my private parts are Swedish”[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure how to take that one! LOL!!!
 
Could be a bad thing and it could be a good thing! Funny!
 
Steve_S said:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]“I think my private parts are Swedish”
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I'm not sure how to take that one! LOL!!! [/QUOTE]

My response was - pause, "I'm not sure about that" - with a straight face, until he left the room.

We had another converstaion about the southern regions that boys his age are discovering. While getting him dressed for school, he told me that his peepee was a soldier. I said, "oh really, why do you say that." His response was, "because it has a helmet, and some times it stands straight up." He is one funny kid.
 
Steve_S said:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]“I think my private parts are Swedish”
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I'm not sure how to take that one! LOL!!! [/QUOTE]

Rest assured, it's a good thing. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif
 
reminds me of last Christmas(there are usually about 60 family members and we rent a hall and everyone brings food) anyway I digress, one of my wifes nieces kids (4 years old)had dressed himself that morning and had the usual one button askew on his shirt, laces tied in knots etc etc. and came out from the bathroom and said to his dad "geez" and his dad said whats wrong and the answer was with a screwed up face "forgot to put my underwear on"
 
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