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Top Ten Things God Hates

Mickey Richaud

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The Top Ten Things God Hates

10. Entire Third Testament lost to computer virus

9. Republicans that keep asking for tithe rebates

8. One-half of all prayers now spam

7. One burning bush - 10 EPA forms

6. Two thousand years - still no super sized communion

5. Angels constantly delayed by Airport security

4. Calls prophets all day - nothing but voicemail

3. Driver's license photo always cloudy

2. People passing off barbecue as burnt offering

and the number 1 thing God Hates:

1. Everytime He sits down to dinner...a telemarketer prays
 
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