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The Top Ten Things God Hates
10. Entire Third Testament lost to computer virus
9. Republicans that keep asking for tithe rebates
8. One-half of all prayers now spam
7. One burning bush - 10 EPA forms
6. Two thousand years - still no super sized communion
5. Angels constantly delayed by Airport security
4. Calls prophets all day - nothing but voicemail
3. Driver's license photo always cloudy
2. People passing off barbecue as burnt offering
and the number 1 thing God Hates:
1. Everytime He sits down to dinner...a telemarketer prays
10. Entire Third Testament lost to computer virus
9. Republicans that keep asking for tithe rebates
8. One-half of all prayers now spam
7. One burning bush - 10 EPA forms
6. Two thousand years - still no super sized communion
5. Angels constantly delayed by Airport security
4. Calls prophets all day - nothing but voicemail
3. Driver's license photo always cloudy
2. People passing off barbecue as burnt offering
and the number 1 thing God Hates:
1. Everytime He sits down to dinner...a telemarketer prays
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