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10 "I keep getting your birthday confused with one of my exes'."
9 "But dear, if I had spent the money on you now, I couldn't get the really expensive thing for you for Christmas." (Note to self: Buy something expensive for wife for Christmas.)
8 It's a much surer way to commit suicide than jumping in front a car, jumping off a bridge, shooting yourself, taking poison, etc.
7 "I didn't forget. I use the Shire Calender from "Lord of the Rings," which means your birthday is in five days' time and you are only 25, not 32."
6 "The acupressure point that controls my memory was
inadvertently misaligned due to this box of diamond earrings I found in my pocket."
5 "FEMA was four days late with the reminder."
4 "I was in Victoria's Secret, trying to pick just the right
gift, when suddenly and inexplicably, I totally lost track of time."
3 "You know the alien probe wiped out portions of my
memory."
2 "The day we became married, when we became one, the most
beautiful day of my life, everything that occurred before that glorious day became meaningless and unimportant, and-- oh, forget it, this ain't working. Here's some flowers."
And the Number 1 Excuse for Forgetting Your Wife's Birthday ...
1 "Hey! When I'm at Hooters, I'm doing well to remember I'm
married."
9 "But dear, if I had spent the money on you now, I couldn't get the really expensive thing for you for Christmas." (Note to self: Buy something expensive for wife for Christmas.)
8 It's a much surer way to commit suicide than jumping in front a car, jumping off a bridge, shooting yourself, taking poison, etc.
7 "I didn't forget. I use the Shire Calender from "Lord of the Rings," which means your birthday is in five days' time and you are only 25, not 32."
6 "The acupressure point that controls my memory was
inadvertently misaligned due to this box of diamond earrings I found in my pocket."
5 "FEMA was four days late with the reminder."
4 "I was in Victoria's Secret, trying to pick just the right
gift, when suddenly and inexplicably, I totally lost track of time."
3 "You know the alien probe wiped out portions of my
memory."
2 "The day we became married, when we became one, the most
beautiful day of my life, everything that occurred before that glorious day became meaningless and unimportant, and-- oh, forget it, this ain't working. Here's some flowers."
And the Number 1 Excuse for Forgetting Your Wife's Birthday ...
1 "Hey! When I'm at Hooters, I'm doing well to remember I'm
married."
