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Does this sound right to you guys...
Wire wheel: Cleans paint off of bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench, at the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and calluses from fingertips in the time it takes to say "Oh sh--...!".
Pliers: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood blisters.
Hacksaw: One of the family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into crooked, umpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence it's course the more dismal your future becomes.
Vise-Grips: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available they can be used to transfer welding/grinding heat to the palm of your hand.
E-Z out bolt extractor: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps off neatly in bolt holes thereby ending any possible further use.
Craftsman 1/2 x 24 in. screwdriver: A nice prybar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the pry end.
Aviation Metal Snips: See hacksaw
Phillips Screwdriver: Normally used to stab vacuum sealed lids/cans and splashing the contents on your shirt. Can also be used to strip the appropriate screw heads.
Straight Scredriver: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
Hose cutter: A tool used to make hoses too short
Hammer: Originally a tool of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object you are aiming at.
Dammit tool: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'dammit' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you need.
Any others???
Wire wheel: Cleans paint off of bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench, at the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and calluses from fingertips in the time it takes to say "Oh sh--...!".
Pliers: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood blisters.
Hacksaw: One of the family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into crooked, umpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence it's course the more dismal your future becomes.
Vise-Grips: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available they can be used to transfer welding/grinding heat to the palm of your hand.
E-Z out bolt extractor: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps off neatly in bolt holes thereby ending any possible further use.
Craftsman 1/2 x 24 in. screwdriver: A nice prybar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the pry end.
Aviation Metal Snips: See hacksaw
Phillips Screwdriver: Normally used to stab vacuum sealed lids/cans and splashing the contents on your shirt. Can also be used to strip the appropriate screw heads.
Straight Scredriver: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
Hose cutter: A tool used to make hoses too short
Hammer: Originally a tool of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object you are aiming at.
Dammit tool: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'dammit' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you need.
Any others???