Tongue-in-cheek time.....

[Silverghost]

I appreciate Basil's stance on keeping political threads off the BCF. Then my warped sense of humor kicked in....

Polly-ticks - a young girl who swallowed a watch

Poly-ticks - small biting insects made from plastic

Poli-tics - a officer of the law suffering from micro-seizures

Poly-tiks - Polymer based admittances for concerts

Ok, ok, I'll stop now.....no more poli-tics! LOL :laugh:

Have a humor filled day!!

 

[Steve]

Rim shots there please.......

On a similar theme, if Mickey were driving his TR8 down the street and there was a man on one side of the road and his wife on the other, could he be said to be driving a wedge between them?

 

[hilsideser]

You guys have way too much time on your hands... go out to the garage and do something!

 

[GregW]

Then there's:

Paula-tics - When Paula Abdul gets made at Simon on America's Got Talent and starts twitching.

I thought that was from the drinking (hers).

 

[Silverghost]

What's a garage??? The city won't let me build mine!!!

 

[bugimike]

And here I thought Politic was a faulty clock that went "tick,tick,tick,tick,tick,tock"!

But then again it could be a blood-sucking parasite on a parrot!

 

[jessebogan]

How about this. Poly meaning "many" Tics meaning "blood sucking insects"

 

[Banjo]

Rim shots there please.......

On a similar theme, if Mickey were driving his TR8 down the street and there was a man on one side of the road and his wife on the other, could he be said to be driving a wedge between them?

That joke made me so mad, I about wanted to spit-fire
(groaaaann)

 

[tony barnhill]

Rim shots there please.......

On a similar theme, if Mickey were driving his TR8 down the street and there was a man on one side of the road and his wife on the other, could he be said to be driving a wedge between them?

That joke made me so mad, I about wanted to spit-fire
(groaaaann)

HAH!! A Triumph for mankind - Banjo lost his cool!

 

[Banjo]

:cooler: s'cool.

 

[DrEntropy]

Awright.

It's OVER.

Lock th' thread now.


Otherwise my head'll 'xplode.

 

[Steve]

Perhaps a Dolomite persuade you to stick around?

 

[DrEntropy]

<SWOON>


*THUD*

 

[anthony7777]

silverghost, simple, move! -- ah maybe not, once you get a garage youll only want/need a bigger one, just ask old pumpkin head,

 

[Banjo]

Relax Doc..... It coulda Benz worse..