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From a recond my Dad had titled You Don't Have to Be Jewish (which included bits from several prominant comedians of the day). Don't remember which comedian this was:

"To my Nephew Herman, who always worried I would not remember him in my Will; Hello Herman."
 
Guys, he remembered me!!.....

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I still have that LP (from my dad)!

[I don't think it was "Herman" but it doesn't matter. I think it was "cousin Larry." :smile: ]

There are some other hilarious skits on that classic record.

"Stop the presses... STOP the presses... I've got a scoop! Hold the back page!!!"

OR:

There is a prison escape and the 3 escapees are captured, and are to be given 3 lashings. The prison asks each one "what do you want on your back?"
MAGILLACUTTY: "Cover my back with oil." [he screams with the sound of each cracked whip]
WILSON (real tough guy): "Nuttin'. Whip away." [with each whip he says "that's one... that's two... that's three"]
RABINOWITZ: "On my back... I want Wilson."
 
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