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Tiger Woods injured

Well, apparently he has admitted his "transgressions" so guess maybe his wife did tee off on him. Just reminds us that common sense doesn't always accompany talent/fame/riches..
Roy :wall:
 
Ouch....
Well... she's still a cutie!!!
 
He was just seen down at the county courthouse petitioning to change his name...he wants to change it from Tiger to Cheetah!
 
History emphatically reminds us that it's not rewarding at all to look to sports stars for role models. I heard a talking head on ESPN yesterday state that the last <span style="text-decoration: underline">real</span> sports role model we had with practically no flaws, was Jackie Robinson.

I entirely agree with that view. Jackie had more class in his little finger than is contained in a whole stadium full of modern sports superstars. He endured horrid racial discrimination, threats to his family, etc., and exhibited overwhelming kindness and class while doing it. The epitome of class was Jackie Robinson.

A few others come to mind, including Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer. I think another modern example is Roger Federer, a very classy guy who has shown no glaring faults so far. But it will be very hard for any to ascend to the level attained by Jackie Robinson.

Tiger is actually human: what a surprise. :yesnod: My only regret in this entire debacle is for the zillions of kids who hold Tiger as a role model. That's the sad part. That, and the stigma that his family will have to endure for the rest of their lives: it can never be purged away.

Stupid, he was. Just plain stupid. :wall:
 
Bravo Mark..... nice comment.
 
This just in, "an adult" was taken to the hospital from his home at 2:35 am this morning. Tiger? His wife? His mistres???? Maybe wifey improved her swing????? They only draw more attention my trying to keep it on the DL. "An adult"....COME ON !!!! You'd think the guy would've learned by now.....
At least this is easy on the paparatzi, just show up by 2:00 a.m in front his home and you'll get SOMETHING !!!!

We joke about this but it is truly horrible. I feel for her. I did have SOME sympathy for him at first. Everyone makes mistakes. I'm all for sin and repentance, but it would seem this guy had been at it for quite some time with several "caddies" handling his "equipment". So, if you wanna be a "sporting" fella, I got no sympathy for ya. It would appear the only thing he's sorry for is getting caught.

I don't know how much sympathy I have for her either. Was she in it just for fame and fortune???? If all she wanted was a guy who was rich and good at swinging a club, then she got it.

I do believe this aint nobody's business but their's....but here I am.....

As for me, I'll stay broke with a wife that I KNOW loves me no matter what.....and as brke as I am right now,,,she must love me ALLOT !!!!

You can have that fame and fortune crap !!!!! ( but I wouldn't mind a litte cake though.)
 
Not that it matters to me, but it was his mother-in-law.

I've been pretty quiet about this whole thing because his personal life is none of my business...but, I have absolutely no use for people that go out and do that kind of thing anyway. Fame and fortune has <span style="font-style: italic">nothing</span> to do with it. Marriage means something and if you're not up to the task then be honest with yourself and your spouse, get a divorce, and go about your life.
 
aerog said:
Not that it matters to me, but it was his mother-in-law.

I have absolutely no use for people that go out and do that kind of thing anyway. Marriage means something and if you're not up to the task then be honest with yourself and your spouse,

I agree with you 100%, but there are others who don't and use marriage as a tool for gain. When you marry for love, don't be shocked when there's no money. When you marry for money, don't be shocked when there's no love.

All you have in the end is EXACTLY what you signed on for.

Why you think it took me 35 years to find the right one ?!?!?!?!?!

hint.....it wasn't for money.....




hmmmmmm, mother-in-law falls out...doesn't want to see baby loose gravy train......falls out.....stops fight......everyone bands together......everybody happy......m-i-l has a miracle recovery.....seems fishy to me.

"Oh, Elizabeth honey.........it's THE BIG ONE.........HANG ON BABY.......I'M COMMIN'..............OPEN UP DA PERLY GATES........

sound familiar?

could backfire though....
 
You know I hear it is up to 10 women now.

I gotta think this creates real problems for Tiger and his advertising life.

I saw Jack play the last 9 holes at the Masters at 46 or 48...one of the great moments. I guess being great at one thing was enough for the Bear.
 
Well he'd better get busy if he is to have any hope of catching up with Dennis Rodman. :rolleyes:
 
Or Gene Simmons....or Wilt Chamberlain
 
Or Gene Simmons....or Wilt Chamberlain
 
On first glance I thought...Richard Simmons, really?

I'll bet after this everything about Tiger is questioned....remember Tiger's body shape in his twenties and now in his thirties.... They harped about it big time about Berry Bonds, who was a magnificent ballplayer in his twenties and thirties.

And another thing, Tiger always wears a red polio shirt...I think all good Americans know what that means.

Yea, ok, I golf and have a 12 handicap....
 
4aKen said:
And another thing, Tiger always wears a red polio shirt...I think all good Americans know what that means.quote]

I must not be good American...or at least not a smart one....

What does it mean?

.....that he is the devil........

.....that is he a communist......

.....that he is an adulterer.....

.....that he is a Republican.....

.....that he is a communist Republican adulterer devil.....

Please do tell, I'm running out of ideas.
 
Well, this won't go away

Merry Christmas



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his cute spouse

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry



He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story



From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts



Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin'

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."



She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year
 
Have you seen the cover of the new Golf magazine? "Ten Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger"
 
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