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I never come up with the good ideas...

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amazing - PT Barnum might have something to say about this
 
Got to thinking 2 things:
a) is it, technically, fraud? Can that be proven.
b) I need to check behind more KFCs!
 
I wish it was that easy to get into heaven.
 
As Twain once said: "To heaven for the view, to h*ll for the company."

[hope this isn't drifting into inappropriate territory, Bas...]
 
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As Abe Lincoln once said "you can't trust everything you read on the internet."
 
Bayless said:
I wish it was that easy to get into heaven.
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It is.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to do what it takes to get there. :grin:
 
That's what I mean, JP. :angel2: Sometimes it just aint easy.
 
Hey, that's okay Mark.

Normally I don't dig that deeply, except for folks who are always putting up articles by The Onion.

Snicker.
 
:eek: It never ceases to amaze me how many people believe Onion articles.
 
Three friends all died and went to heaven at the same time. Saint Peter meet them at the gates and said to one of them "welcome to Heaven! here is your reward." after saying that Saint Peter immediately handcuffed him to a extremely unattractive woman. "Saint Peter! why is this my heavenly reward?" the man asked?
Saint Peter replied, "when you were five you killed a bird with a stone." Saint Peter then turned to the next guy and did the exact same thing for the exact same reason. He was asked the same question and answered the same. Finally he turned to the third guy and said, "Welcome to Heaven! Here is your reward." the third man was immediately handcuffed to a beautiful girl. Extremely happy the man walked off. The other two men, who had stuck around to see what their friends fate was, were outraged. "How come he gets a beautiful girl and were stuck with these? We can name a few things that he did that were worse than ours!" Saint Peter said, "When she was five she killed a bird with a stone."
 
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