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God made earth in 7 days, then decided he needed defender. On the 8th day he made the Marines.
 
Creative ways to tell someone they’re an idiot.


As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?

I wish I lacked common sense. You seem so happy.

You state the obvious with such a sense of discovery.

I like how you never let facts get in the way of your opinion.

I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.

You have mastered the tone of authority without the inconvenience of depth.

Between you and me, one of us is smarter than you.

The acoustics in your head must be incredible.

You have the kind of unshakable confidence that usually comes with confidence.

As expected from someone who holds a pen with a fist.

Knowing you have the right to vote makes me want to get into politics.

I love how much smarter I feel, every time I walk away from a conversation with you.

You’ve surpassed my expectations by meeting my standards.

I guess common sense isn’t a flower that blooms in every garden.

You might be the only person I’ve met who has reached their full potential.

It’s nice that you’re committed to your level of understanding.
 
Basil said:
Creative ways to tell someone they’re an idiot.


As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?

I wish I lacked common sense. You seem so happy.

You state the obvious with such a sense of discovery.

I like how you never let facts get in the way of your opinion.

I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.

You have mastered the tone of authority without the inconvenience of depth.

Between you and me, one of us is smarter than you.

The acoustics in your head must be incredible.

You have the kind of unshakable confidence that usually comes with confidence.

As expected from someone who holds a pen with a fist.

Knowing you have the right to vote makes me want to get into politics.

I love how much smarter I feel, every time I walk away from a conversation with you.

You’ve surpassed my expectations by meeting my standards.

I guess common sense isn’t a flower that blooms in every garden.

You might be the only person I’ve met who has reached their full potential.

It’s nice that you’re committed to your level of understanding.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.
 
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