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If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax.
The parents always come out with the same kid!
The parents always come out with the same kid!
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Or perhaps the car was frightened by a turtle.
Bob
Bob
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You think that they would have painted lights in that tunnel,
for night time drivers like that.No wonder they crashed.
A man gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car, the man immediately asks, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods and allows him to do so.
Once outside, the officer asks, “Alright, care to explain why you were speeding?”
The man sighs deeply and points at the car. “See the woman sitting in the passenger seat? That’s my wife. And the woman in the backseat? That’s my mother-in-law. She’s been living with us for the past three months.”
The officer raises an eyebrow, intrigued, as the man continues. “This morning, my wife and my mother-in-law got into a huge fight. My mother-in-law declared she was done with us and insisted I take her back to her own house. Now I’m just trying to get her there as fast as possible before they make up, because if they do, she’ll want to come back home with us!”
The officer takes a moment to process the situation, then chuckles and says, “Get back in your car. I’m giving you a police escort with lights and sirens to make sure she gets home safely!”
Once outside, the officer asks, “Alright, care to explain why you were speeding?”
The man sighs deeply and points at the car. “See the woman sitting in the passenger seat? That’s my wife. And the woman in the backseat? That’s my mother-in-law. She’s been living with us for the past three months.”
The officer raises an eyebrow, intrigued, as the man continues. “This morning, my wife and my mother-in-law got into a huge fight. My mother-in-law declared she was done with us and insisted I take her back to her own house. Now I’m just trying to get her there as fast as possible before they make up, because if they do, she’ll want to come back home with us!”
The officer takes a moment to process the situation, then chuckles and says, “Get back in your car. I’m giving you a police escort with lights and sirens to make sure she gets home safely!”
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Yeah, what's the hold up?
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But not with a POS car!
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As that wise maSteve Urkel once said -
"It's a Bimmer,babe!"