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An old man driving in town accidentally rear-ends a new Porsche. The Porsche driver gets out of his car and angrily rails at the old guy, screaming he wants ten thousand dollars right then and there, or he will pound the snot out of the poor guy. Of course the elder man says he hasn’t got that kind of money on him, but he wants to call his son who trains dolphins, saying he’ll know what to do. He taps in his son’s number and as it’s connecting the Porsche driver snatches the phone from the older man’s hand and screams to the son that he wants ten thousand dollars for damage to his car right now, then threatens to beat down the old man and his dolphin trainer son, too. The voice on the phone calmly says: “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

Exactly ten minutes later, a Jeep pulls up, the son gets out and proceeds to clean the intersection with the Porsche driver, leaving him beaten to a pulp on the curb. The son then turns to his father and says: “Dad. I’ve told you before. I train SEALS. Navy SEALS. Not dolphins.”
 
To those of us in the United States...On tax day, these thoughts...

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
-Benjamin Franklin

We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
-Milton Friedman

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
-Will Rogers
 
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