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When I was carrying mail, came up a blocked street to see a garbage truck 75' past the start of a pour. City workers were rolling in laughter, as driver could not get out without walking in the fresh concrete. Took two tow trucks and $20,000 to get him out.
 
BobHaskell said:
I'm not sure our larger brains are a plus.
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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A man is in a terrible car accident, and is lying in a coma in the hospital.

The doctor explains the grave situation to the gathered family. “Your father, your uncle, and your brother is gravely Ill. He has a massive brain injury from which he cannot recover. There is an option, however, it is quite risky. We can perform a brain transplant surgery, implanting a donor brain.”

The family mulls this over, and then asks the doctor how much this will cost?

The doctor replies, “Well, it is a complex surgery, which will cost $50,000. The donor brain will cost an additional $50,000 for a male brain, or $5,000 for a female brain.”

The men in the family share knowing smiles and try not to look too smug at the high value of their brains.

Then a little girl asks the doctor, “Say, why are women’s brains so much cheaper?”

To which the doctor replies, “Because they are used.”
 
Also, old man falling down. :chair:
 
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