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Mrs. Jones found Mr. Smith yelling at her children because they had put hand and foot prints in his wet new sidewalk. "But Mr. Jones, I thought you liked children". Sez he "I like children in the abstract, not in the concrete".
Bob
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mikephillips
Yoda
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Q: How do you make a kid walk??
A: 5 kids and a couple yards of concrete....
A: 5 kids and a couple yards of concrete....
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I should move this to Groaners
mikephillips
Yoda
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The prior entry about kids sparked it, blame him....
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I've seen a similar one with Homer Simpson but it's not suitable for posting.
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Was that at Walmart?
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So that's where my missing 10mm sockets went! They fled!
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