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At a Costco in Ft Collins, CO a couple of years ago.

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Did you think of the Mexican in "Romancing The Stone" when you read that too?
 
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I stopped for gas at a BP station not too long ago and there was a sign on the pump saying not to use your cell phone. So not sure how one would use red or green Apple pay then. But the lady on the other side of the pump was smoking a cigarette while filling her pickup. No sign saying she couldn't do that.
 
The more you learn, the more you realize, there's so much more, that you don't know.

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio ..."
 
The more you learn, the more you realize, there's so much more, that you don't know.

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio ..."

Alas, I knew him well. πŸ˜‰
 
There was a civilization that treated plumbers poorly as a lowly profession. They also never questioned scientists as the they were highly regarded.

Neither their pipes nor their theories held water.
 
The one I like was on one of the "Cops" type TV shows.
There was a drunk at a business in Texas causing problems.
Someone called the cops,& when they showed up,one of the
officers said "Sir,are you drunk?".The drunk replied -"No -
I'm an American".
 
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