Thought of the Day

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[AngliaGT]

I'll be watching Heidi.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[BobHaskell]

For next Sunday...

 

[AngliaGT]

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And remember - she knows where you live.

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

I discovered

that answering the door

naked helps deter

trick or treater’s.

Oh, here we go again,

here’s two dressed
as policemen

 

[John Turney]

 

[Bayless]

Well, them good ol' boys are at it again.

 

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. “Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?” “Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?” The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.

 

[Gliderman8]

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle?

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

I got home from work today,& after being home about an hour
realized that I'd forgotten to change my watch,so I left work an
hour early.OOPS!

 

[BobHaskell]

I got home from work today,& after being home about an hour
realized that I'd forgotten to change my watch,so I left work an
hour early.OOPS!

Sounds like: I got to work late and will leave early to make up for that.