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I considered it - truly I did :bananawave:
 
bobhustead said:
Should there be a thread for worst jokes? Maybe not.
Bob
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It would take a LOT of memory and bandwidth around here.

The real problem is you don't always know until it bombs.

A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.

He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter.

"What's going on?" he asked his cellmate.

"Well, we've all heard every joke so many times, we've given them each a number to make it easier."

"Oh," he says, "can I try?"

"Sure, go ahead."

So, he yells out "102!" and the place is dead quiet save for a few groans. Confused, he looks at his cellmate who is just shaking his head.

"Hey, what happened?"

"Well, some people just can't tell a joke." (Yes I have posted it before) :bananawave:
 
JPSmit said:
It would take a LOT of memory and bandwidth around here.

The real problem is you don't always know until it bombs.

A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.

He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter.

"What's going on?" he asked his cellmate.

"Well, we've all heard every joke so many times, we've given them each a number to make it easier."

"Oh," he says, "can I try?"

"Sure, go ahead."

So, he yells out "102!" and the place is dead quiet save for a few groans. Confused, he looks at his cellmate who is just shaking his head.

"Hey, what happened?"

"Well, some people just can't tell a joke." (Yes I have posted it before) :bananawave:
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A guy gets a flat tire by a Mental Institution,and pulls to the curb.
He gets the jack out of the trunk & then jacks up the car & removes the
lug nuts,putting them in one of the wheel covers.
He gets the spare out of the trunk,& goes to put it on his car,but
accidentally kicks the wheel cover,causing the lug nuts to go down a
nearby storm drain.He then says to himself "What am I going to do now?"
A resident at the Institution,who's been watching him from the other
side of a chain link-fence says "Why not just take one lug nut from the other
three wheels?
The guy says "THANKS! - I would have never thought of that".The Institution
resident replies "I may be crazy,but I'm not stupid".
 
bobhustead said:
Actually, JP, that's a good joke. But there are a lot of repetitions and duplicate posts on this site.
Bob
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Oh yes there is! kind of goes with the territory I suppose.

Of course there is the reality that 80% of the entire site is dedicated to basically 2 types of MG (B & Spridget), Big Healeys, 5 kinds of Triumph and Minis. So I suppose a certain amount of repition is understandable, :ROFLMAO: (and yes I know there are others but the majority..)

:cheers:
 
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