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That has to be the ugliest thing I've ever seen on the road! Especially being "Factory" made! Looks like a back yard project that went bad! o_O
 
Yea, I'm not impressed with the Tesla designed "truck". I doubt though it is actually painted that way, looks to be making fun of the National Lampoon's vacation movie station wagon.

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Blond story:

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

As I expected, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him.........
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
 
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