Thought of the day - food related

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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Does it come with a defibrillator, or is that an extra charge?

 

[JHaydon]

(I think this was said by a European)

Why do Americans eat like they have free health care??

 

[Hamish Racing]

Does it come with a defibrillator, or is that an extra charge?

Boom boom there is no stopping the subtleties of this guy.

 

[Basil]

 

[John Turney]

Does it come with a defibrillator, or is that an extra charge?

I heard that olives were good for you.

 

[Basil]

I heard that olives were good for you.

That's why I put them on my pizza!

 

[AngliaGT]

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I'd never heard of Sweet Tea until I moved here.
(STILL learning to speak "Southern").

 

[John Turney]

I'd never heard of Sweet Tea until I moved here.
(STILL learning to speak "Southern").

Don't worry about it; you'll always be from somewhere else.

 

[AngliaGT]

Well,at least now I can make fun of you Californians.

 

[DrEntropy]

Lived in "Vaginyah" for a few years, the Hampton, Newpertnews area. If you weren't at least fourth generation native, you're considered a yankeah. First time I went to a Ma & Pa grocery store, Pa said as I was leaving: "Yawlcomebacknseeusnowheah!" Took me a bit to realize what he'd said.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Popeye]

Lived in "Vaginyah" for a few years, the Hampton, Newpertnews area. If you weren't at least fourth generation native, you're considered a yankeah. First time I went to a Ma & Pa grocery store, Pa said as I was leaving: "Yawlcomebacknseeusnowheah!" Took me a bit to realize what he'd said.

What two things does a southerner fear the most? A copperhead, and a Yankee pulling a U-Haul.

 

[AngliaGT]

Actually,I was surprised to find that Virginians don't
hate Californians (yet).

 

[GregW]

Actually,I was surprised to find that Virginians don't
hate Californians (yet).

I'm a Virginian that moved to California, so no.

 

[AngliaGT]

Where in Virginia?

 

[maynard]

 

[GregW]

Where in Virginia?

Alexandria. A bicycle ride to George Washington's house.

 

[AngliaGT]

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That's just plain sick!.Everyone knows that
you cook the hot dogs before putting them
on that,& then add ketchup.

 

[Popeye]

That's just plain sick!.Everyone knows that
you cook the hot dogs before putting them
on that,& then add ketchup.

Ketchup??

Mustard only, my friend!!