Thought of the day - food related

[Basil]

Food translations
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Yum! I'll start with an appetizer of Spicy Cold Children, then for the main course, I'll have some of that Bathroom Soup from the chef's crack. For my side, I'll take some of the REAL chicken fried rice, not the regular chicken. For desert - Whatever!

 

[John Turney]

Spicy Cold Children are what happens after they have been given an espresso and a drum.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

We have three kids.I always thought it'd be kind of funny to just buy
two identical gifts,& let them figure it out.My Wife didn't agree.


I had an uncle in Iowa who would write letters,& just before Christmas,
he sent one which included the sentence "Watch for a big package".
He never sent the package,just wanted us to watch for one.

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

Beer is food, isn't it?

 

[DrEntropy]

And beside that: "A porkchop in every can!"

 

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

kind of food related

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

 

[equiprx]

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Now that's just nasty!