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Those Cajuns!

Mickey Richaud

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The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman, an LSU graduate, as President of the United States, Susan Boudreaux.

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father in Baton Rouge and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"

"Nah, Cher - me, I don't t'ink so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mama isn't as young as she used to be, no, and my art'ritis been acting up again."

"Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

"Eh, la - me, I don' know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mama wear?"

Oh Dad," replies Susan, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York."

"Cher," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat 'dem rich food you and your friends like to eat, no."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, I'll ensure your meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come."

So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States.

In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom.

Dad, noticing a senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, "You see 'dat woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"

The Senator whispers back, "Yes I do."

Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football at LSU!"
 
Merci', Stuart.


:wink:
 
Not quite clear if this is funny or terribly terribly sad.
 
JP you are just too far north to get it. Them Loosianna boys like dat der LSU foosball.
 
waltesefalcon said:
JP you are just too far north to get it. Them Loosianna boys like dat der LSU foosball.

Mais yeah!

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waltesefalcon said:
JP you are just too far north to get it. Them Loosianna boys like dat der LSU foosball.

Oh I get it, that´s what makes it sad.
 
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