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terriphill
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What goes VROOM..Scrreech...VROOM...Screech...VROOM...Screech?
A blond at a flashing red light
A blond at a flashing red light
JamesWilson
Yoda
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The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
JamesWilson
Yoda
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"I'll have a brandy...
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...and coke."
The bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds: "I dunno. I've always had them."
"I'll have a brandy...
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...and coke."
The bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds: "I dunno. I've always had them."
JamesWilson
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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're really mean when you're drunk...."
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're really mean when you're drunk...."
JamesWilson
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JamesWilson said:
He got wurst....
Harry_Ward
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Thanks to my Dad I have these,
What did the cookie say to the doctor?
I feel crummy.
Why do they cut the heads off of sardines?
So they don't bite each other in the can.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the cookie say to the doctor?
I feel crummy.
Why do they cut the heads off of sardines?
So they don't bite each other in the can.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.