This is great

[bugedd]

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3622778688.html

This gave me a good laugh

 

[nomad]

Wow, now that's salesmanship!!!

 

[RickB]

Wow, I only got $2500 for mine.
Obviously I needed to step up my sales talk, I just figured people wanted to hear about the car.
Now I know better, it has to be about "how cool you will be when you are in this car".

 

[Bayless]

Apparently it worked. There is an update at the bottom of the listing "Sorry, the car is sold...". I wonder if he got close to the asking price.

 

[Foothillinkeeper]

Phone 858=555-1234 ?????
and sorry it's sold ??

Hog Wash

 

[Guest]

Hog Wash

Wash and pinstripes not included in base price.

 

[lbc_newbie]

I think I'll plagiarize that for when I sell mine! Seemed to have worked. Maybe I'll ask $4800000. I knocked a little off the price because I have an aftermarket shift knob and ugly rubber bumpers...