This is bad.

[Steve]

You are indeed........ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[bugimike]

Evil sucker, or nasty sole? he,he.

 

[DrEntropy]

It's no wonder I don't ling er around in here.

 

[bugimike]

Not even for the hallibut?

 

[DrEntropy]

Nope. Makes me crabby... I'd wanna krill somethin'. I'll just tuna it out.

 

[Steve]

You'll have to mullet over for a while. I'm whiting for you to plaice the Right Whale of a response.

 

[bugimike]

I get your drift, Jack, but I'm getting a tunny whiff of remora about all this tallywagging...sniggle, sniggle!
sashimi laker!

 

[Phireman]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

 

[JamesWilson]

That's sad. What a waste of a cat. She could have done all sorts of neat things with it, they're actually very Useful.