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Jedi Knight
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The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
When the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
When the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
:lol: