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waltesefalcon said:
It's there any more to the finger story Billy?
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Not really, guy's wife was hitting on another guy, husband got in the guy's face, guy points finger in his face, says something, husband bites off finger, spits it on floor, shashays with is wife on his arm up to my doormas and says, "Hey, I just bit some guy's finger off in there" and walks out onto Bourbon. This was in front of my bar but I wasn't behind it when this happened. I come back to a guy holding his hand, walking around looking on the floor. I ask if he lost something, "Yeah, my finger"....

"Your finger ?!!?!?"

"Yeah, my finger" (shoves bloody nub up, gone from the first knuckle clean)

"How the %#^ did you loose your finger?!?!?!?

The guy told me the story while we look for his finger....which we find and put in a cup of ice. I call him a cab and send him to charity hospital with his hand wrapped inna bar towel which I hope was clean.. While this sounds like good fun, there are times in which I had a boring life...
 
So the real moral of the story is don't hit on another mans wife because he might bite your finger off.
 
No, the guy was just standing there, it was the WIFE that started the whole thing. mighta been one of those fantasy things from the way the guy described what happened.
 
Oh my.
 
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