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Things to Ponder - A List

Henri

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TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER IN 2006


Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an _ _ _ _ _ (removed to protect the...???), make him a sandwich.


Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky --- not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday ... lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?


Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2006:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif Wonderful stuff /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif
 
6 and 7 were my favorites. funny stuff /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
Just stumbled across this but I have to say that No.6 applies perfectly to about half the people I worked with in Ky state government. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
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