The walk into a bar

[Basil]

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Buddhist and a pygmy walk into a bar with an albino monkey.

The bartender looks up and says.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" />]<div style="display: none;">Is this a joke? [/QUOTE]</div>

 

[Steve]

:lol:

 

[Shane]

<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I really like the "click to reveal," sure beats scrolling down for a punchline!</span>

 

[roofman]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey Buddy, why such a long face"?

 

[Shane]

<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A jumper-cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."</span>

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Well, Boss, that joke managed to break the rule concerning jokes about religious/physically-challenged/animal-rights-advocates with that one!

Good on ya!

 

[HealeyRick]

A guy walks into a bar and yells to the bartender, "All lawyers are dirtbags!"

A drunk at the end of the bar replies, "Shay, thass an insult."

"What are you, a lawyer?" The first guy asks.

The drunk replies, "Nah, I'm a dirtbag!"

 

[aeronca65t]

Two guys walk into a bar....


The third guy ducks!

 

[bugimike]

hehehe, a variation of the blond joke...Two blonds walk into a building...you'd think they would have seen it!!