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The Ventriloquist

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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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A blond goes to a comedy club and a ventriloquist steps on stage and sits in a chair, with a dummy in his lap. They dialogue and the dummy starts 'talking' and begins telling blond jokes and the crowd is busting up laughing. Finally this blond has had enough, so she speaks up,"Hey, I'm tired of your blond jokes!" "Well, I'm sorry if I've offended you," said the Ventriloquist. "Hey, you butt out, I'm talking to that jerk on your lap!"
 
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