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kyreb1862
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Now these should be posted in the court house - right in front of the clerks office...
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk
in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why a wife treats her
husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story:
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and
threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk
in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why a wife treats her
husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story:
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and
threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
